Currently the Author can be reached via GoodReads.com or Twitter.com, and loves to engage with her audience. If you feel a chat coming on or you just want to say something, please head over to either of these and have your voice heard.
If you’re looking to schedule a guest post, interview, personal appearance or any other promotional avenue, please email email@example.com directly. The author does read her own email, and tries to respond as time permits – so, please make sure to clearly state any time constraints on your request. If you are requesting a guest post, interview, appearance, or autograph, please state so clearly in the subject line of your email and use the above email address only – PLEASE do not use Twitter or Goodreads for promotional requests.
Please note that while the author does attempt to respond to all requests, postage is not free – especially internationally, so your request may go unfulfilled – if this happens, we are truly sorry and will respond via email to let you know, so please make sure to include your email address of choice in your correspondence. The author thanks you for your words of encouragement, kind thoughts, and funny emails, they are a highlight to her day and she looks forward to hearing from you.
If you would like something specific signed – please email the author directly at the above email address indicating SASE in the subject line. Please note, you will need to provide a self-addressed stamped envelope for your item to be returned once signed. The author will not cover any shipping expenses and only uses the Postal System – please no UPS, FedEx, DHL or other shipping companies. If you’re not reachable by post, then please do not use this option.
For all other requests, inquiries or issues, please email us, the web minions, at the following: firstname.lastname@example.org. Please note that web minions are troll like creatures and thus, afraid of that big, yellow, ball you call Sun, so you may not receive a response if it’s daylight out. Also, if you throw in cookies, we respond quicker – chocolate chip please, nom, nom, nom – or candy – or bacon, hell even whiskey works, just don’t tell the boss lady.
The Web Minions (affectionately known as Thing 1 and Thing 2)