However, if you’re unable to send your request via these methods, please email firstname.lastname@example.org. The author reads her own email, and tries to respond when time permits. She thanks you for your words of encouragement, kind thoughts, and funny emails, they are a highlight to her day and she looks forward to hearing from you.
If you are requesting a guest post, interview, appearance, or autograph, please state so clearly in the subject line of your email. Please note that while the author does attempt to respond to all requests, postage is not free – especially international, so your request may go unfulfilled – we are truly sorry and will respond via email to let you know if this happens.
However, if you would like to provide something specific to be signed – please email the author directly indicating SASE in the subject line. You will need to provide a self-addressed stamped envelope for your item to be returned once signed. The author will not cover any shipping expenses and only uses the Postal System – please no UPS, FedEx, DHL or other shipping companies. If you’re not reachable by post, then please do not use this option.
For all other requests, inquiries or issues, please email us, the web minions, at the following: email@example.com. Please note that web minions are troll like creatures and thus, afraid of that big, yellow, ball you call Sun, so you may not receive a response if it’s daylight out. Also, if you throw in cookies, we respond quicker – chocolate chip please, nom, nom, nom – or candy – or bacon, hell even whiskey works, just don’t tell the boss lady.
The Web Minions (affectionately known as Thing 1 and Thing 2)